Abbott Beats Turnbull, But This Political Prawn Will Go Off in the Sun
November 30th 2009 23:30
It is a truth almost universally acknowledged that Australia is suffering under climate change. Can somebody please tell the Liberal Party?!
Aussies have a saying for a person with a good body and an ugly head. They are called a prawn. Tony Abbot is the ultimate prawn. I'm not talking aesthetically. Sure, he's fit, but he's hairy and gross too. But ultimately, Tony Abbott's bad head is not just skin deep. Clearly this ugliness seeps deep into his brain, and permeates through every pore of his slimy little body.
Tony Abbott, by one vote, now has been given the authority, by 42 people for whom I'm sure there's a special place in hell being prepared for, to undermine the ETS. Australians will become the laughing stock of the world as we fry ourselves and our land, because there are idiots like Abbott, Danna Vale, WIlson Tuckie, Kevin Andrews and Nick Minchin, whom we have empowered, by electing them, to stuff the future of the human race.
My only hope is that this political prawn, Abbott, will go off quickly in the heat of the political storm. To Turnbull, I send my commiserations. He was the last trace of intelligent life in the Liberal Party, and the last one with an intact spine. Now the Libs are left with Abbott. Thankfully, like a real prawn, it's easy to see all of the crap that comes out of him, and like a prawn, this poop chute will be easily removed, when he gets stabbed in the back by one of his political opponents, and has his bad head ripped off.
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