Bingle and Clarke's Engagement LITERALLY Down the Toilet!
March 13th 2010 22:19
These Gen Y types. They don't understand the subtleties of the English language. Irony, satire, and even the most basic of symbolism are all beyond their comprehension. They are literalists; communicating through glib tweets and emoticons.
However, their dramas allow Xers and Boomers to, as it were, LOL, and occasionally ROFL. Now, before I go on, to all you Y people out there, I was not literally rolling on the floor laughing. A person of my age rarely finds themselves rolling on the ground in any condition, whether it be in amusement or otherwise.
But I was laughing on the inside.
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It would seem one or the other has not understood the metaphor. The media has said their relationship was down the drain. One of them then took the symbol of their relationship, the $200k Nic Cerrone engagement ring, and flushed it down the loo!
Call in the plumbers, and we have a one-ring circus.
There has been a lot of budgie cage liner produced over this pair in the last week, but this particular article actually, literally, made me LOL!
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Regarding the Biblical guidelines, whilst the apostle's WAGs went on the missionary tour with the fellas, Paul did say, though it is better to marry than to burn with passion, that single people are more able to focus on the task at hand. I don't think this advice applies to sports people, though. They were spreading the Good News to the ends of the earth; a task significantly more crucial to the well-being of humankind than whether Australia wins the next Ashes tour. I'm pretty sure the apostles didn't attract groupies, either. There is no historical evidence to suggest they carried on like a sports team on tour.
For that, we thank and praise God! Literally and metaphorically.
However, their dramas allow Xers and Boomers to, as it were, LOL, and occasionally ROFL. Now, before I go on, to all you Y people out there, I was not literally rolling on the floor laughing. A person of my age rarely finds themselves rolling on the ground in any condition, whether it be in amusement or otherwise.
But I was laughing on the inside.
Your text goes here
Call in the plumbers, and we have a one-ring circus.
There has been a lot of budgie cage liner produced over this pair in the last week, but this particular article actually, literally, made me LOL!
Your text goes here
Regarding the Biblical guidelines, whilst the apostle's WAGs went on the missionary tour with the fellas, Paul did say, though it is better to marry than to burn with passion, that single people are more able to focus on the task at hand. I don't think this advice applies to sports people, though. They were spreading the Good News to the ends of the earth; a task significantly more crucial to the well-being of humankind than whether Australia wins the next Ashes tour. I'm pretty sure the apostles didn't attract groupies, either. There is no historical evidence to suggest they carried on like a sports team on tour.
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