Mrs Woods takes aim at two balls with golf club?
November 29th 2009 12:46
As my husband so eloquently put it, "This is the first time in fifteen years that every man hasn't wanted to be Tiger Woods."
News that Tiger Woods crashed his car just outside his driveway, at 2:30am, without alcohol being involved, seemed bizarre enough. But then the news struck that his wife freed him from the wreck by smashing the window of the car with a golf club.
Strange that Mrs Woods should be right there, armed with just the implement to smash an escape hatch for her husband. Strange that anyone, even the wife of the world's number one golfer, should be outside, in the middle of the night in suburbia, wielding a golf club.
One does not need to turn the scenario into a game of Cluedo to comprehend what was happening here. For some reason, Tiger has infuriated his wife so much that she took one of his tools of the trade; the very implement that built their lifestyle, and tried to bludgeon him with it. She chased him out of the house, Happy Gilmore-style, and he has crashed in an attempt not to run her over as he fled. Unfortunately Tiger is less apt at directing his car than a golfball, has ended in the rough, and has exposed them both to speculation, innuendo and derision.
[LINK=http://www.smh.com.au/sport/golf/mystery-intensifies-over-tiger-woodss-car-crash-and-the-woman-he-allegedly-met-up-with-in-australia-20091129-jyfl.html?autostart=1LINK]
What do you think caused this fury in Mrs Woods? Post your comments here.
Strange that Mrs Woods should be right there, armed with just the implement to smash an escape hatch for her husband. Strange that anyone, even the wife of the world's number one golfer, should be outside, in the middle of the night in suburbia, wielding a golf club.
One does not need to turn the scenario into a game of Cluedo to comprehend what was happening here. For some reason, Tiger has infuriated his wife so much that she took one of his tools of the trade; the very implement that built their lifestyle, and tried to bludgeon him with it. She chased him out of the house, Happy Gilmore-style, and he has crashed in an attempt not to run her over as he fled. Unfortunately Tiger is less apt at directing his car than a golfball, has ended in the rough, and has exposed them both to speculation, innuendo and derision.
[LINK=http://www.smh.com.au/sport/golf/mystery-intensifies-over-tiger-woodss-car-crash-and-the-woman-he-allegedly-met-up-with-in-australia-20091129-jyfl.html?autostart=1LINK]
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