Who Needs Magazine Exposure When You've Got an Ex?
March 1st 2010 10:09
Ladies, learn from Lara to ask yourself, "Where the bloody hell is your self-respect?"
Here comes another morality tale from the World of WAG. Apparently the slimy Brendan Fevola, former boyfriend of the now betrothed (and apparently, destined to become the First Lady of Australian Cricket) Lara Bingle, has been passing around pics of Lara in the nuddie.
(And can I just let you know, this link contains no such images. It is only a link to the SMH report).
Even Nine is reporting the story,
though I'm sure it is with some self-interest, given they seemed to have brought the two together.
So, young women, what have we learned today about relationships and men?
1) Don't date a sports star. They have the general ability to act like animals, especially in packs. They are notoriously unreliable at remembering to keep it in their pants. There is something that occurs in a man's brain when he achieves some level of power/notoriety, which seems to make him think he can/should get whoever he wants. Even John Della Bosca managed to fall into this mindset, despite constant inquisitions at the hands of Belinda Neale. "Don't you know who I am?! I'm your wife!!!"
And what they like shouldn't be what they see. Let's face it. You will either grow old gracefully, and go from modelling swimwear to foundation garments, or you will go plastic, and be the source of ridicule. Chances are, if you began a relationship based on looks, then you will be traded in for a younger, sleeker, faster model, whether you resemble a people mover or not.
The same goes for you, boys. Your future wife should understand that realistically, the six-pack will become a keg, the hairline may recede, and the fame and notoriety will disappear like an endorsement contract from Tiger Woods. She should love you for what's under the abs, and when you are not in the spotlight.
3) Don't take your gear off when there are cameras or mobile phones around!!! This is not rocket surgery! If your partner takes photos of you naked, he has endured some head trauma in play that has shortened his memory, destroyed his imagination, and ultimately, given him ammunition for when the relationship ends and you move on with someone better than him in their chosen field. Lara is the current example, but there are many skanky starlets out there with videos/images floating around of them in compromising positions. Don't become a statistic!
So wannabe WAGS, learn from the mistakes of those who have gone before you. Learn from Lara. Learn some self-restraint and self-respect.
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